dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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