I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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