I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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