I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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