scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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