Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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