hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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