very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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