We won't sleep together?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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