I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she peed on how many people?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
