idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Every concussion has its silver lining
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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