Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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