The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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