Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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