I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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