I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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