She announced her abortion via fbk
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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