STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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