Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
