i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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