Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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