I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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