So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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