Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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