But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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