so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
i need some magic done to my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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