You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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