I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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