if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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