32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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