my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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