Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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