We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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