I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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