I hate your face
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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