Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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