I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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