I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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