the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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