And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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