would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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