her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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