I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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