Grow some girl-balls and come out already
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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