He disabled his match.com account in front of me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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