stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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