Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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