Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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