I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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