its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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