I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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